New Dollar Coin

John Quincy Adams?

Or The Creature from the Black Lagoon?

I had always assumed that Miller vs. California...

...relaxed restrictions on pornography. Now I discover that's not exactly true. I'd never bothered to look into it all that closely, but since pornography is a lot more available now than it was in 1972, I'd just sort of assumed...

Women sleep with losers all the time...

...but rarely with guys that consider themselves losers.

And almost never with guys that they think are losers.

Women value confidence even if they have to give up something to get it.


(Not that I really know anything about women. Or confidence.)

I always thought that Canadians...

...were supposed to be polite and unassuming. But every spring, a bunch of Canadians come to the hotel on a golfing trip and they are--without exception--a bunch of overbearing jackasses.

Sometimes, all I want...

...is a chair to sit in and some space to stare into.

I've never actually been catatonic, but I've been close. Sometimes it doesn't sound like such a bad thing.