Drs. Oz and Roizen. Five or six paragraphs of the glibbest horseshit imaginable, chock-full of self-serving buzzwords and useless advice. The fact that they might actually be right just makes it that much worse. I hate doctors for lots of reasons, but their healthier-than-thou attitude and patronizing over-familiarity are pretty high on the list. Fuck the both of them. It's their fault my blood pressure is so high.